Too much of a good thing is simply wonderful
Chocolate doesn’t make the world go ’round, but it sure does make the trip worthwhile!
Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed, but chocolate makes it worthwhile.
If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands,
you’re eating it too slowly.
I’ll eat anything! As long as it’s chocolate.
The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Chocolate isn’t a food, it’s a medicine – an anti-depressant.
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M’s and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
The 12-step chocoholics program:
Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!
I’d give up chocolate, but I’m no quitter.
Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn’t like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good. –
(Lora Brody, Growing Up on the Chocolate Diet)
Chocolate is a divine, celestial drink, the sweat of the stars, the vital seed, divine nectar, the drink of the gods, panacea and universal medicine.
(Geronimo Piperni, quoted by Antonio Lavedán, surgeon in the Spanish army, 1796)
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.
When the going gets tough, the tough eat chocolate.
Stress wouldn’t be so hard to take if it were chocolate covered.
The divine drink which builds up resistance and fights fatigue. A cup of this precious drink permits a man to walk for a whole day without food.
(Hernando Cortés, 1519)
Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power. It is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.
(Baron Justus von Liebig (1803-1873), German chemist)
Chocolate just stands out [for antioxidant content]. It’s much higher than anything else.
(Joe Vinson, Ph.D., University of Scranton)
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world’s perfect food.
(Michael Levine, nutrition researcher)
What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. A pound a day often.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It’ll take the edge off your appetite, and you’ll eat less.
Empty calories: A hollow chocolate bunny?
Hollow chocolate has no calories.
Exercise is a dirty word… Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Eat a square meal a day – a box of chocolate.
There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.
A balanced diet consists of items from the five major food groups: dairy, grains, meats, fruits/vegetables, and chocolate.
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want!
Among life’s mysteries is how a two-pound box of chocolate can make a person gain five pounds.
Man cannot live on chocolate alone, but women sure can!
Hell hath no fury like a woman who has sworn off fudge and chocolate.
All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt!
(Lucy Van Pelt, Peanuts)
Let us celebrate our agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk.
Women have many moods, CHOCOLATE satisfies them all”
“Stressed is Desserts spelt backwards!”
Quotes have been sourced from the following websites:
http://facts-about-chocolate.com | http://www.notable-quotes.com | http://www.inspired-by-chocolate-and-cakes.com | http://www.great-inspirational-quotes.com